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megaparsecs:

we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be 

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

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hornyspice:

hi good morning touch me inappropriately 

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I couldn't even get a laugh

  • Guy on Tinder:Are you on here to find your future husband
  • Me:No that's what I have black people meet for
  • Guy on Tinder:Cool, so you like big dicks?
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